You've had your fun dear. Now it's time for your friends to have theirs. Ikaw naman ang mainitan ngayon! *evil laugh*

Mainit.

• My tito N married D.
  
  This girlis from Palawan (Ooh, yeah. Tropical beach paradise.) So... At the beginning she was okay. Until... Well, she gets annoying. Never. Stops. Talking. Never. And we all just wish she would shut up once in a while.
  
  Of course, the woman throws one hell of a party, and happens to be pretty (very pretty, actually) and gave tito N the prettiest of babies. Four of them, as a matter of fact. (I'd show you pictures, but I don't have any.)
  
  PS She's already had four babies but she still has this amazing, amazing figure. We don't know how she does it, but she better not stop just yet. :P


• My tito K married R.
  
  She's this snotty, little *rarr*. (Angry much? Haha.) Anyway, she comes from this long line of Iskas and Iskos (Okay, wait for it...) but she's NOT an Iska. Ayun. Kung baga, she doesn't have the bragging rights. Tsk tsk. Anyway, she keeps my tito K from us. Like during tito K's grad, she kept him all to herself (and I mean this) ergo his parents' walked out from his own graduation. Sad, I know. And that R person-witch-thingy didn't even have the decency to apologize to my great uncle and aunt. To make things worse, we threw my tito K a party after the graduation (which isn't like a surprise thing. He knew.) and he failed to show up (well, til like 3am) coz (You guessed it.) he was with R. *rarr*
  
  Okay, eto lang yun eh: My great uncle and aunt just want to spend all my tito's important moments with him. This doesn't mean that he won't spend it with anybody else. All they're asking for is for just a little time with my tito.
  
  PS My family almost didn't show up at their wedding. It's kinda to get back at them. But if we got back at them, we'd be no better. So they went. I didn't. :P


• Mitch the witch.
  
  She is. Kaya nga nilagay ko na ang pangalan niya, di tulad nung ibang mga babae.
  
  Amazingly pretty, unbelievable smart, funny... lahat na. When I first met her I thought she was perfect for my tito. She got along with everybody in the family. EVERYBODY. Even the kids. Scratch that. Especially the kids. Which is good especially coz in our family, we looove our babies.
  
  Anyway, when my tito came here to the States, they still stayed together (they were only dating then). You know, they thought they'd make it work. (Pfft.) Anyway, for the first couple of months, my tito was idle coz he didn't have school yet and he didn't have work either. So this Mitch person *rarr* makes (I can't stress the word enough.) him go to California to... (You'd think they'd be rendezvouz-ing.) take care of her sick STEP-grandfather. (Again. Can't stress the word enough.) So my tito went and took care of the old man until my tito,/i>'s parents made him go back to the Philippines. They figured they might as well be together than be apart but together in the spirit of the wee-wee and poo-poo of that old man.
  
  PS Okay lang naman na ipaalaga niya yung lolo niya sa tito ko eh. Pero di naman niya yun lolo talaga. Tapos hindi naman sila kasal so paki ba ng tito ko sa effing lolo niya. Tapos (Ang argument daw kasi ay wala namang ginagawa yung tito ko nung panahon na yun.), paano na makakapasok sa school yung tito ko or magwo-work kung may inaalagaan shang old person na di naman niya kamag-anak? Yun na lang yung aatupagin niya, diba? 'Langanamang iwanan niya yun?

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