Saturday, February 11, 2006
Take me away...
So, natawa ako dito. Partly because I'm guilty of some of these (like hinting, bringing up things from 6months back), partly because I've heard some of my guy friends complain about the same things, and partly because I agree. LOL.
Finally, the guys' side of the story. We always hear"the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note...these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport.*
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem.
See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. -->LOL.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us. --> True. Come to think of it, it's a lose-lose thing for them. See, you think you're fat and you go asking him if he thinks you're fat. If he tells you you're not, you'd think he's lying and get mad. If he tells you that you are fat, you get mad coz he doesn't appreciate you and he thinks you're ugly.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done. Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions and neither do we.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have too many shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
*emphases care of yours truly
Kahapon, nasa Bench ako, nagtitingin ng wallet para sa kapatid ko. Eh hindi naman ako wallet person diba? So di ko alam kung paano malalaman kung pambabae or panlalaki yung wallet. So... sobrang laki ng problema ko. Eh may ale sa tabi ko, naka-uniform ng bisor. So tinanong ko siya : Nakasort po ba ito ng pambabae tsaka panlalaki? Eh dahil nakasaksak ang earphones ko sa tenga ko nun di ko naintindihan yung sinabi niya. Minouth read ko na lang at ang pagkakaintindi ko ay Oo. Sa
Anak ng tipaklong! Nakakahiya! As in! As IN!
AS IN!!!
And I didn't only ask her once, I asked her twice! My god. I wanted to die. I just walked out of the shop in a hurry. LOL.I took a jeep home yesterday. There was a man beside me. In front of us was a fellow Iska who wore a pretty short skirt. To tell you honestly, she wasn't all that pretty but the man beside me kept staring at her, almost falling off her seat from trying to see what was in between those legs. It was just sick. *gag* (Some men have no respect for women.) I wanted to shout at him:
Why don't you just get down to the floor and pry them open, for crying out loud!
What a pervert. It was disgusting. *gag*I got to school right on time to pick up my transcript yesterday. I called for Ma'am Judith and she approached me with this grin on her face. She then said Kurotin kita eh. Ah, shusme. Close pala tayo. LOL. But it was okay. Pagkatapos niyang i-rush ang transcript ko (na dapat two months ang processing at ginawa niyang 3 weeks *bows down*) dapat lang maging okay yun. LOL.
I was lying on my bed last night and staring up at the ceiling, when I realized this: For the first time in a very, very long time, I'm going to a place where I have only a few friends and I might as well be *sigh* alone.
Wala lang. Nakakatuwa. Kasi pinupuntahan niya yung blog ko. LOL. Nakakatuwa kasi unang-una nakaka-14 visits na siya ngayong linggong ito. Pangalawa kasi ginagawa niyang tambayan ang blog ko. LOL. Hindi naman ako kinikilig nito? LOL.
This time all I want is you
There is no one else who can take your place...
...I've seen it all and it's never enough
And it keeps leading me to you
Take me away...
kitten posted @ 8:09 AM
