Today, I received this comment on my Friendster profile telling me that my good friend, Elmo, is now a father. I was just stunned. When did Elmo get married? Or when did they get pregnant? And when has pretty boy Elmo started getting some action? Wasn't he one of those boys who respected women and their dignity, and believed other eighteenth century crap?

*sigh*

Obviously, I have forgotten how quickly time is passing me by. I guess I thought that while I figure out all my crap over here, time elsewhere stands still. Yet, so many things have changed. I have changed. You have changed. Everything and everyone has changed. My only fear is that one day I won't recognize it all because I was oblivious to its becoming.

Does that make sense? No? Boo.

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MERON AKONG GTEC!!! Alriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. :)

I now have a supply of six lovely Gtec C3 pens. *melts* You want to know what I wrote with it first?

Pablo Neruda's Sonnet 17.

I'm a romantic, so sue me. <333

PS For future references *coughs* Birthday ko, birthday ko *coughs* heart ko talaga ang Gtec C3. And yung neon na Cattleya fillers. Okie? Alriiiiiight.

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Ayos talaga kami ni Mai pagdating sa adventures. So ganito. Nandun kami sa PhilAm na grocery, bibili ng meat na ipansasahog niya sa adobong kangkong or sitaw, basta ganun. Nakatayo kami dun sa eskaparate... (Oh, hindi alam yung word na yun!)

Mai: Ano ba tawag dun sa liempo?
Kitten: Edi liempo. Duh.
Mai: Hindi. Sa English.
Kitten: *reads signs in the display* Pork strips. Try mo.
Mai: [to the guy behind the counter] Can I get half a pound of the pork strips?
*Guy behind the counter gets half a pound and hands it to Mai*
Mai: Ang galing mo ah. Pa'no mo nalaman.
Kitten: Kasi naman, Mai, ayun oh. *points at the signs*
Mai: Oh shoot. Oo nga noh. *reads the sign Pork Squares* Uy, ayos. Pork squares.
Kitten: Oo nga naman. Kung may strips, meron ding square. Ikaw naman eh.
Mai: E anung tawag kapag bilog?
Kitten: Edi ground.

Wahaha. Di mo nagets? Basahin mo ulet. Wala paren? Malas lang. Basta kami ni Mai, natawa kami. Beh.

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kitten posted @ 7:56 PM